Rob's Raunchy Reviews. Thunder Bay.

Well, fuck. I hate the idea of a negative review of a local business.  So as much as I’m about to shit all over this place, feel free to check them out for yourself. I’m assuming they are going to move around from time to time but they just opened up at the Home Hardware parking lot on Memorial.  I don’t know if there is such thing as a sad drum roll, but if there is nows the time to play it in your head for this restaurant's score...  3.5/10 Ok, by far the worst score I’ve ever given, I mean, unless you count my “sorta kinda review” of McDonald's witch didn’t even get a score, link here if you want to check that out.  https://rrrthunderbay.blogspot.com/2020/06/who-fck-does-review-on-mcdonalds-its-me.html So let’s get on to it, the good, the bad, and the ok.  The good. Fox of the run's other location is more like a coffee shop, they specialize in things like soup and salad with more of a lunch vibe. This food truck, however, specializes in burgers, fries, hotdog...

Seriously, what a weird thing to do. Who the hell hasn't been to McDonald's?!  It's not like I can teach you anything you don't already know. Or can I? For real though, I just got some shit to get off my chest. Think of this less like a review and more like a story. A story of McDonald's new-found bullshit!  Y'all remember being 16? You’re a dumb little shit, to cool for your family but too young to go to the bar. McDonald’s was the shit! Open 24 hrs, with food cheaper then you could make it yourself. Oh, by the way, that was 10 years ago for me. Fuck, 10 years?! Man 16 feels like yesterday!  Anyway from the ages of 16 to 18 McDonald's was my bar. I was there like 3 times a week or more. We would go there, order like 4$ worth of food and then chat for hrs on end. We played board games, card games, and all kinds of shit. We had some ass hat friends too. Motherfuckers throwing pickles at the light fixtures and seeing who can get there’s stuck inside the light ...

This is it, my first food review. I'll be honest, this whole thing might just be a guise I use to eat more bacon double cheeseburgers. Whatever the reason, hopefully, I can help you decide if the Jackknife is the right place for you to stuff your face next!  Now, I'm not the kind of ass hat who would make you read an entire review before getting to the point, so I'm gonna start off with a score outa 10 just in case that's all you care about. And that score is (Play a drum roll in your head, I don't have the budget for that shit.) 7/10   7/10?! what a pussy score to give for my first review, I know! High enough not to piss anyone off but just low enough to make myself look like I'm picky and actually know what I'm talking about. But hey, that's my score and I'm sticking to it. So if that's all you wanted to see, feel free to fuck off. Just kidding, don't do that. Instead, read the whole review and pretend as you liked it so I can feel good abo...